RAY BRADBURY
(Holly wood, California)

Charlton Heston and Rod Stieger attend Ray Bradbury's star ceremony. 

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HWA LA CHAPBOOK SIGNING
My Children are captured by Frank.  Oh, so young.

Stacy Lane Wilson signing a chapbook for Jonathan Torres while John Turi of Medium Rare Books looks on.  That's my daughter Alex in the back.

Rain Graves and Yvonne Navarro Have Me At Their Mercy.

...oh, the horror.

WHEN WE WAS FLAB:  The live presentation of Mark McGlaughlin's short story by the Original Not Even Close To Being Ready For Prime Time Players.  Look for an Encore at HORRORFIND.

WHC 2000
(Dealer's Room)

Damn Groupies

Yvonne Navarro ignores the restraining order and once again attempts to become my second skin, jumping me from a dead rush. 
"Don't," I said. 
"Stop," I said. 
"Don't Stop," I said.

Mason Winfield and Weston Ochse

Hair Club For Men

Brian Keene, just back from Mexico, shows off his fresh plugs of Llama ass hair.  Here he's lamenting to the owner of the hairy arm how much it hurt.  Mikey Huyck, still in hospital scrubs from the same procedure, show's off his widow's peak.  Mike Oliveri blocks the view of dashingly handsome Gene O'Neil.

John Turi counts on his fingers how many time's his wife is going to kick his ass if he buys another book.  Teri Jacobs returns from her 142nd spanking from the Sado-Scubamastic Girl in the dealer's room. 

DUSTY STACKS

Weston Ochse keeps a straight face as he talks SCARY REDNECKS to the host of TRANSGENDER VAMPIRES ON PARADE. 

Yvonne Navarro warns him off Weston.  "If you ever lay as much as a fang on my Fiancé, I'll stake you down, stuff you with garlic and cook you in the sunrise."

Now afraid of Weston AND Yvonne, he moves on to more tender meat.  Oh Look!  There's Wayne Sallee.  Is that a come hither smile on his face?  Oh dear.

Tim Lebbon points to the hair under his lip and says, "Matt, it's called a mustache not a caterpillar.  Come on.  You can grow one if you only try."

John Turi demonstrates the possibilities of a professional facial hair grower.

Louis Maistros, Mary Sangiovani and Wrath White.  (What?  Like I'm stupid enough to make a snide remark about Wrath?  Whatever.)

The Rock raises the People's Eyebrow and points to Weston saying, "You're the Man!"
Oh Wait!  That's Sam Smith.

WORLD FANTASY CONVENTION 2001 Montreal, Canada