"I give you this so that you may see. From the racoon shimmering up the tree,
to the peeping I command of thee, this eye shall be the window of your deeds.
Use it to track down all those who would transgress upon you, watch for them who
would cause you ill, and never pass a chance to wink at a woman young or old.
Take heed to protect this gift, even a scratch will hinder thee, for the eye
is the muscle of your mind, and the mirror of your redneck soul."
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